forget about being a food critic (something i would so consider doing if there was no such thing as meat), i think i should be a movie reviewer. i took a film class in university. i am dating a guy with a degree in film. surely i have the credentials to write about movies, no? and my catch phrase will be a play on ebert's and roeper's. not ( Read more... )

snoopturtle (from here on in referred to as "snoop boogie" or "snoogie" if you're nasty) reminded me that i have 23 (now 22!) more entries to write today (for those not on my friendslist, there was a locked entry involving a work rant that i didn't want to subject the innocent to). so now i will proceed to write a random entry about random things using the ( Read more... )

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060720/ap_on_en_mo/people_osment

i don't know what is more sad: that haley joel osment was in a car accident or that he was driving a 1995 Saturn?

i hope the seventh season doesn't suck the big one.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060718/ap_en_tv/tv_gilmore_girls;_ylt=Arj7GzJPY9eDPG_XEidGWjV2F78C;_ylu=X3oDMTA3YXYwNDRrBHNlYwM3NjI-

now's my chance!

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Owen+Wilson+Considering+Starting+A+Family.-20608.html

last night after work i ate a burrito, half a quesadilla, and a butter caramel iced cappucino and then i felt very, very obese ( Read more... )

as much as i make fun of my life, i think i've got a good grasp on my priorities, so of course i have spent the past hour flipping through all of the tabloid television shows (The Insider, Entertainment Tonight, E News Daily) to find the gossip on the star jones/barbara walters feud (already nicknamed Star Wars. nice.). it is not as salacious as ( Read more... )

i'm listening to TSM's "The Best of the Gin Blossoms" CD right now because he just bought it and is blaring it while playing xbox. i feel like i need to break out my flannel top and watch melrose place or something. this music takes me back! of course, in 1994 i wasn't even in high school yet, but it does remind me of junior high. TSM says it ( Read more... )